so basically Turnitin just won't check my paper for plagiarism (yay?)

now to play "Does Turnitin Think You're Cheating? The Waiting Game"

THE RING MAKES YOU INVISIBLE #HIMYM

focus focus focus #ph104

SHELDON JUST CALLED HR DEPARTMENT A SLAVE. SHELDON JUST CALLED HR DEPARTMENT A SLAVE.

ULI WAS ROBBED ROBBED ROBBED

scary bus ride today x_x

apparently Nicki Minaj is hilar as an Idol judge? I guess I need to watch AI now =))

apparently utter failure is not as depressing as I thought it would be. #AMF131

i can do this. i can do this. i can do this.