congratulations on ur promotion! before u go, i would like u 2 take this knife out of my back,you'l probably need it again...

thanks for bieng part of my life! I never knew what evil was before this!...

i've always wanted to have someone to hold,someone to love,after having met u...I'VE CHANGED MY MIND...

how could two people as beautiful as u have such an ugly baby?

to err is human,but to plurk a day requires a computer...

i lov my job,i lov my pay! i lov it mor & mor 8 day.i lov my boss hes d best! i lov his boss & all d rest...

mtapos aqng mbuo at ilabas s mundong e2,kaw lng pla ang sisira at bbsag s kinabuksan q!

never risk a joke with someone who is unable to comprehend it.

the problem with political jokes is they get elected.

there is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved....