Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

correct A witty saying proves nothing.

Flee at once, all is discovered

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

X-rated movies are all alike... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Sweden's previous Minister of Justice amused the Americans on her visit. Her name is Gun Hellsvik, pronounced "gun hells week".