having the best week of my life up in Massatwuchetts with Rachel and Steve. We've been all over! Will share pics when we return.

a six inch meatball sub sandwich at 2:30 am.

what type of boyfriend forgets to call his girl on Christmas? Seriously? How to respond?

grinch and scrooge today: I am Scrintch.

to remind everyone to doubleglove before collecting a stool sample to sent to the lab with a potassium sticker on it!

what is wrong with me? With 100 million things to do, all I can do is be lazy. And the crazy part? I'm okay with it!

Kevin, are you on tonight?

afraid that MAYBE she's been taken for a fool. Seriously.

says in the words of a wimpy kid, "I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons."

like I WANT OFF!