NANAY TATAY GUSTO KO NG TINAPAY.

Kapag nag-break kayo ng dyowa mo, wag ka mag-alala may darating na bago. Tapos magbebreak ulit kayo. TANGINA CYCLE LANG YAN! WALANG FOREVER!

Alright! Rock n Roll to the world! Wooo!

Mom: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?"
Mom: Mama mo to
Me: Mama mo to who?
Mom: Punyeta buksan mo ang pinto!

Why are they called buildings, when they are already built?

Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??

maulang gabi --

goodnight

nobody can go back and start a new beginning,but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

"being single doesn't mean that you are weak, it means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve.."