“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

Our solar system consists of one star and some debris.

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.