“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

I hope she'll be a fool -- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”

“Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen.”

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!”

Hate the sin, love the sinner.”

“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.”