Tired of waving arm every 5min to get motion detector to turn lights back on. Enough office-time for a Saturday. Home by way of Chipotle's.

#100pushups (bit.ly/3yr2vO) Week 2, Day 3: 46 again. Haven't slept too well lately, I was more tired than usual when I did them.

#100pushups (bit.ly/3yr2vO) Week 2, Day 2: 46 this time, 2 more than the minimum requirement on the "exhaust yourself" round.

I just realized I'm actually *looking forward* to tonight's set of pushups. How messed up is that? (#100pushups)

Anyone who would order both pineapple *and* jalapeno peppers on the same pizza should lose their pizza-ordering privileges.

#100pushups (bit.ly/3yr2vO) Week 2, Day 1: 37 today. Also, getting this close to the floor, I really need a new vacuum. SRSLY.

Am I the only one who reads cuill as "cull" instead of "cool"? 'Cause it makes a difference in what you expect from it...

KREEPY KAT IS KREEPY: bit.ly/3pY8iy

#100pushups (bit.ly/3yr2vO) Week 1, Day 3: Sunday, felt like murder to do 8. Just now, I did 41. In other news, OHGODITHURTSITHURTS

Any morning that starts with a flurry of text messages from manager isn't going to get any better.