Seen at Costco: Bacon & Cheese Buttermilk Muffins. Really? See also: Americans wonder why they keep gaining weight...

"This is a column condemning cowardice – including my own." -- bit.ly/44qCCZ

"Never say to an autistic person, you do the maths" – Wilson Dixon (is.gd/1xwg)

I saw this movie, it didn't end well for humanity: I for one welcome our new biologically-brained robot overlords

Angry/annoyed though I may be, I take pleasure in simple FAILures: ping.fm/nhr6T

Annoyed. Highly annoyed. Norfolk->Newark flight got canceled, will be a full day late. We managed to squeeze a hotel voucher out of them.

Got to the USS Wisconsin battleship/museum here in VA Beach, only to find that both batteries for the camera were dead. PHOTOGRAPHIC FAIL.

Attn internets: Need get-rich-quick scheme, stat. Will settle for get-moderately-well-off. Or wealthy benefactor with low expectations.

Via codinghorror: "There was a hoax. A dreadful hoax. They made you miss everything." ping.fm/Xi8PR

Stomach very annoyed with me. Recently-eaten donut probably not so great an idea, in retrospect.