Instead of spreading chain letters, take a shot at McCain/Palin with Planned Parenthood: I just sent $25

I'm supposed to trust iTunes Genius, when iTunes can't even shuffle through a 2-hour playlist without skipping nearly 1/4 of the tracks?

"The importation of Justin Timberlake CDs into the Russian Federation is strictly prohibited." bit.ly/28NZIM

Oh, even better. Now the remote won't doing anything except prompt me to enter a parental control code. Then it still does nothing after.

AGH! Halfway through Heroes premiere, ComCast box switches off to download/install update. Wasn't smart-enough to see I was WATCHING that?

OH HAI! NRA spending millions on ads that totally lie about Obama: is.gd/2Z45 . This is my surprised face. Really. Totally shocked.

Hells no... I am NOT getting spam taken from late-night infomercials... apparently I am. Let me show you where to stick your "ShamWow"...

Reasons I'm glad to have left Oklahoma, no. N in a series: Thinking I may need to contribute to the Dem's campaign.

"I didn’t expect you to be getting beat by... a Lancôme rep who thinks “The Flintstones” was based on a true story." bit.ly/46nTqa

Bill Maher: "I don't trust Americans, beca--" Andrew Sullivan: "I *do* trust Americans." Maher: "Well, because you're not American."