Just watched "Fall From Grace", documentary on batshitcrazy Fred Phelps. Makes me wanna drive to Topeka with a baseball bat.

I am become cliché: Sitting at home watching "Family Feud" and surfing the web.

The X-Files ep "Improbable" (guest-starring Burt Reynolds) has possibly the best single-ep TV soundtrack since "Once More With Feeling".

This year's Thanksgiving plans preempted in favor of hostess' gall-bladder removal. Luckily, I had already extended my stay a few days...

Turns out Tom Waits makes for pretty good soundtrack to "crap, I have to update my resume AGAIN."

THIS TIME IT WASN'T MY FAULT. Job-hunting again. Whole dev team got let go, project wasn't making money fast-enough for the muckity-mucks.

Apparently, my "twitterank" meant changing my password shortly thereafter, just to be safe.

My "twitterank" is 99.22. Whatever that means... (ping.fm/BO9Tf)

Keith Olbermann on Prop 8: "This vote is horrible. Just horrible." is.gd/6YX7

I haven't been "OK" in so long I wouldn't know "OK" without a formal introduction and two forms of valid photo ID. So you can stop asking.