The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere.

Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out how to use the camera?

Anatomy is something everyone has, it just looks better on a girl.

"Philosophy is common sense with big words." James Madison

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Hey, its been 6 seconds. Check your phone again. (my brain)

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." Martin Luther King Jr.

People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

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