tw: v0miting
as a person with emetophobia, it confounds me why other ppl don't have it?? like what do you mean that at some point in my life im going to uncontrollably violently expel regurgitated food out of my mouth?? how are more ppl not afraid of that?

"oh she's so nice and sweet and pretty and— fuck i have to go to the office"
"IS THAT THE FUCKING POLICE??"

yall,, me when i get interrogated by the police and get a crush on the same day:

stop cause tell me why i woke up to my baby brother unlocking my door and walking in, only to see me in bed, say "oh no, sleeping 😮", pat my head and pull my blanket up?? like who raised this kid cause i know it wasn't my mother

chat why is triden (trump x biden) on my fyp... 😨

THIS GOES FOR PPL WHO ATTACK GENSHIN SHIPS TOO FOR NOT BEING CANON/TOXIC

like tell me MHA is your first fandom without telling me MHA is your first fandom

me when im scrolling through innocent bakudeku edits on tiktok and some bitchass in the comments says "they're just friends"

no cause fr why do ppl take showers in the morning instead of evening ?? like legit so long as you dry your hair properly it's fine and your sheets get less dirty

filipino miku >>>>