$4 million to shake hands & hold babies? I'll do it even if there were SARS and the babies pee on me.

Dangerous acronymns - DEHP, EHEC, SARS, H5N1, H1N1, PAP

Working titles of memoir for #sgpresident: "Memoirs Of An Overpaid President", "Been There, Done That, Can't Remember Most Of It"

Something's not quite right when prices at food courts are equivalent to what you see in Pizza Hut, and the portions are smaller.

Some Bluetooth headsets look like USB flash drives that got stuck in the ears.

If only throwing rice dumplings into longkangs is like 落井下石, we could start a Save Vivian Campaign & many will participate.

Impotence: (noun) nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

I like credit card rewards that don't require keeping faded receipts or calling forever-on-hold hotlines.

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Looking forward to the day when NBA players wear triple-digit jerseys to play.