Have a ménage à trois; date a schizophrenic.

Drug: (noun) a substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.

The only condition cured by prison is heterosexuality.

Why is it still called fresh orange juice when it had been there since the morning?

Someone please register dot ICANN and put a "redundant" prefix to it.

Double whammy. I've got a Citibank Octopus card - both companies embroiled in privacy scandals.

Money talks. It says goodbye.

I cannot understand logic of light indicators on Bluetooth earpiece. U mean u have to check yrself in the mirror to see status of yr gear?

Freedom of speech - when two persons get to tell each other to STFU

Can we train children the way the dog whisperer does?