I believe there is no corruption in Singapore, only nepotism and cronyism.

Went to buy black ink cartridges & the lady at cash register asked me to confirm my purchase: it's black colour orh? Yeah, I'm colourblind.

If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.

Alcoholic (noun) - person who drinks more than his own physician.

When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Afraid of flying? Just consider the odds. Dying in a plane crash can only happen once in a lifetime.

Work report: The district councillor in my area sends updates of her work to residents on a regular basis. Below... bit.ly/oTSyEu

Children, stop shouting! Don't get your paranoid.

Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.