Turns out I'm insanely lucky. The whole day I had one of those "Breast Cancer Awareness" stick pins IN MY SHOE and I didn't get stabbed by it even once.

Spring Cleaning Day! /don EnviroSuit

[botw] Finally did the whole quest chain gor Tarrey Town. All I can think is "Finally, Bolson can get off my damn lawn!"

There's a father and son team playing blackjack at the casino today.

I am such a scatterbrain this week

Breath of the Wild: Complete! Ganon Defeated. It was a glorious fight and Extremely Satisfying. 10 out of 10.

Cheating Warriors - Imagine Dragons vs. Carrie Under... Bringing the revenge theme to a WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL

Renewed vehicle license, filling out passport re-application; look at me adulting all over the place.

[botw] I have it. The MASTER SÖRD

Anyone want to go see Lori Gibbs at the Century Casino Yuk Yuks comedy club tomorrow? (or tonight if you can get here before 10pm?) I have free tix to give away.