"Oh no! The bread on my sandwich is TOASTED! It's like sandpaper on the roof of my mouth." I'm a waitress AND a babysitter.
Fun Fact: Cincinnati was once known as "Porkopolis." Lolllllllll
Hey girl, why are you wearing that short ass skirt to play pool? #nastyputsomeclothesonitoldya
Our shopping list: peroxide, cloth diapers, saftey pins, notebook #dontevenask
Is it just me, or does Michigan Road smell like a turd covered in burnt hair?
Just filled out apps at 8 different restaurants. SOMEONE has to want a server with a decade of experience.
Fireworksfireworksfireworks!!!!
Off to Mom's for a cookout.
Ugh, I'm so excited to get out o this place and onto the festivities!