Getting fucking tattooed right now.
Gonna have to start watching LA Ink again. I forgot how goooooooorgeous Kat is.
You have the mission.
Keep on checkpoints.
I just saw commercials for Aqua Velva AND Lectric Shave. I thought I woke up in a 1980s old-folks home!
RIP John Hughes 
Oh, Hootie and the Blowfish, I remember when singing through your teeth was popular. Right, Pearl Jam and Creed?
I think Michael Flatley's lead-hooved children are renting the apartment above mine.
Note: 5-hour naps give me debilitating headaches.
A weekend with absolutely no obligations! I'm watching a documentary on Bonnie and Clyde, then I'll probably rub one out (again).