6am, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!
I just found out that thanks to our podcast, a child has been nicknamed "The Barking Spider."
I would suck as an infomercial actor. I don't think I've ever smiled at an inanimate object, let alone done so for 5 whole seconds.
Wrapping my fresh tattoo in Saran Wrap and vetwrap so I don't stain my sheets. I think this is triggering a new kink I didn't know I had.
I undertipped, I think, for the tat. I'm gonna have to swing by and tip her again.
Done with the tattoo. Back home!