It's not a police chase if you evade them before they get their lights on, right?

Just washin' my leg.

There's a table of old people and young children next to us at lunch, so we can't discuss tits

"Sorry, there was an error posting your comment." YOUR FACE IS AN ERROR!

RT thewilltorock: Gestickte Tweets: 24 Dollar. Endlich. http://bit.ly/182IlT hehehehe

My Blackhawk CQC holster came today. It's high quality, and comes with belt AND paddle mounts.

Christ, can one opt-out of phonebooks?I don't even have a landline and I get two of them a year! It's a huge waste and it's inconvenient.

Dealership is trying to charge me 30 bucks for Nitrogen tire inflation. THAT SHIT IS FREE, IN THE AIR!!!

Queen on the speakers at the car dealership. All I hear is radio gaga, not Lady Gaga.

The fog is THICK this morning! I couldn't even see a quarter of a mile in front of me...