I have to finish my stories before I go to bed!

Dear Radio Station: I need a "Daily Dose of Metallica" like I need a daily dose of badgers in my anus.

I have been trying to decide what I want for lunch for an hour and a half!

Playin' me some poker!

I don't get it. Is Whiteout about vampires in Antarctica? It has Kate Beckinsale in it.

Leg is itching like crazy, and washing it doesn't help! Thank god I don't have a cheese grater.

I could really go for a slow loris right now.

Food porn: Super Nachos from Alvarado's yfrog.com/0rdu5bj

Food porn: Super Nachos from Alvarado's

twitter.com/textfiles/st... David Blaine is a douche (in my opinion).