Yesterday: Spent all day rewiring network devices per Network Engineer's instructions. Tomorrow, I get to undo it because they were wrong.

Ah, Tuesday. I see you're wearing Monday's clothes again.

Remnants of my cologne from last night - I smell so good, I want to rub my face in me.

Hello, 6am-on-a-Monday-morning. I'm just visiting, this week!

cloudya01 - your costume looks great! Did you make it yourself?

I can't get my feet cold enough to get to sleep!

Just saw Inglorious Basterds

One of the suburbs has a professional fireworks show tonight. You parents really take this back-to-school thing seriously, huh?

I think a haunted mullet would be really scary.

This drug commercial says side effects are a runny nose and a decrease in semen. I bet I know where the rest of that jizz went!