thanks Hoopy, for getting me hooked on reddit. What would my life be without such stark images?

today = 2, cars = 0

when watching the inauguration, all I could think was "I'm not Mr. Cheney, you're Mr. Cheney. I'm the Dude."

circuit city is closing all stores and is having a liquidation sale. who wants to go pick the bones in columbus or indy?

when the last time you made a call that was picked up by an IVR and the menu HADN'T recently changed...

what i've done to garner -.16 since my last karma update.

just realized that i didn't take my heartburn meds this morning. i suspect this means that i didn't apply deodorant as well, as those two

the upcoming release by "supergroup" Chicken Foot will outsell Chinese Democracy, causing Axl's suicide

looking for a re-do button