Would your characters date mine?

[Wicked] You know, the love triangle in Wicked is one of the few that is actually a triangle instead of a love angle

[Pet dogs] I was cutting open a fresh bag of dog food, and one of my dogs decided to steal the strip at the top that I cut off the bag and is now resource guarding it

I posted a Blitzo network post complaining about the weather and showing what's reflected in the glass

Put up a plotting post

Well, Blitzo will be miserable

Salsa has discovered she can bark at the same sonic frequency of the metal of my oven

I put up a plotting post for Blitzo

Blitzo will be a Bodem for this event and hate every minute of it

Googles AI feature trying to make me eat raw turkey