Hours on the computer feel like minutes, minutes studying feel like hours-..

I love it when teacher tells stories that waste time.

Keep pictures, because pictures never change, even the people in it do.

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

When you're sitting quiet, someone's watching you and wondering what's been on your mind

Yawning Is your body's way of saying 20% of Battery Remaining.

hate when I raise my hand in class, And dont get picked, But when I dont raise my hand, I get picked.

Rihanna doesn't know her name, Bruno Mars is catching grenades, Pink is a drunk. Forget Disney. What's wrong with the world?

Cartoons: The only places you can wear the same thing every day, and nobody cares

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.