why is there no high five emoticon?

My cat, tessa, is spending the night at the vet hospital i miss her.

wondering what happened to our faberge egg.... last i saw it, it was being used as a paper weight by the phone,.

butter chicken, beef vindaloo, lamb korma, brocoli and mushroom (vegan hippie) curry, 4 garlic naans, onion bhaji - we are appeased.

participating in the partaking of a high five.. (I partook, it was the mostest fun, we were embiggened).

my blog's server's angry.

ordering holy cow.. and if i drink the pilsner, with a giant feed of curry, then i'll be sober intime for midnight, right?

wondering if sticking varnish (reverse proxy) on my blog will make things better or worse. will benchmark.

cry if she loses karma

shinybot now only once per hour.