PETA would just die, ASPCA fo' eva

goes to bed

why all his friends on plurk (except f00li5h oddly enough) seem to have SO's on plurk and get all lovey dovey with them.......

YAY! NEW SEASON OF PRIMEVAL!

if there's a way to send private plurks from the bot? it wouldn't be to difficult

CRAB PEOPLE!

when the new season of matlock starts

say one thing about the movie, _Knowing_, **SPOILER ALERT**

just stared at a giant buck (the deer not the money) while he was looking for some food until he noticed me

now added xkcd.com/314/ to farnsworth (the irc bot running Math::Farnsworth)