what plurk is going to do for april foolz?

plurk needs karma transfusions!

an erotic holodeck program

demands that pkrumins bring him a shrubbery!

to be a man like the giant lady over there!

Mnemonic devices that have stuck with you no matter how much you try to get rid of them

must now help a bunch gypsies get their freak on inside an old abandoned temple!

HILARIOUS MUPPET BLOOPERS!

that waiting is the hardest part, every day you see one more card.

dang it why is it always the mad scientist that gets to get it down with the princess!