can't be bothered to check his logs to see why f00li5h +q'd buubot3 in #perl at 1:26am EST last night

its interesting that he's got more karma than people with 50+ fans/friends

supreme court rules that the past be rewritten to follow the convictions of jury trials

HTML IS NOT A DAMN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THERE ARE NO CONDITIONALS THERE ARE NO VARIABLES THERE IS NOTHING TO INDICATE IT IS TURING COMPLETE!

all convicts are guilty, even the innocent ones

I said, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

ok... i've realized i do a STRANGE STRANGE THING habitually, mkdir $DIR, cd $DIR, ls

BIZARRO I LOVE YOU

just got done sleeping for 12 hours... dunno why