these plurks are not going to make any sense at all on twitter

he may join the police force it looks like fun through these drunken eyes

watchin road wars in kent and remembering his days there

if he will go on web cam and watch cheeky women while he his worse for wear

unless they phone him to go in which is the usual case

two days off work now

he has had too much vodka and may start rambling on about nothing

Back home from work and chillin

got to stop getting up this early

Its 5 am and ready to go to work