Don't you hate having a cold penis.

my bf saw it and said "aren't hippos purple?" ...

my bf nearly slipping into a food coma at the harvester

I may have an idea, but I don't know if people are already making it.

my bf just spent £17 of money and didnt even realise. silly boy

My nephew just took his new cuddly toy (torosaur) to bed in order to introduce him to 'bolt'

omg most beautiful Arian. Ever.

My bf just threw up through his nose. I find it funny.

Loves it when my bf is ill, he becomes so warm.

Salad is not lettace it is a mixture of veg and or fruit.