lucario is real and also my friend in real life

karkat is my friend in real life

im not into women but if beautiful sirens were singing to lure me in id sail over there just for fun

(smokes cigarette) (puts it out on my own forehead) Ok

good day plurkians

everything's turning up mikey!

all the water i drink these days tastes like ash i think somethings wrong

me lapping up all the pool water

eating a vicious delicious

homestuck if they used plurk :