Strike a match!

On another drug related news, man steals bus because bus told him to. News at 5.

The world record holder for most drugs taken by a human being died today. He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, he thought he saw.

why plurk is quiet this afternoon.

What the fuck? Yahoo mail won't load.

I'm Mr. Complain, yeah, my life is shit.

Mr. Doubtful, don't you trust yourself at all?

Hey Mr. Clumsy, what you've made is so art.

Mr. Tiny, your dream is so big.

Hey Mr. Famous, I dunno your real name.