to do some customizin' up in this bitch

how can you not love Squarepusher?

FOR THE HATERS

the words "twat" and "waffle" go beautifully together.

So I discovered that they have Mello Yello on tap at Which Wich. I haven't seen that stuff anywhere since I was a wee lad.

going to give my smelly old dog a bath (not a euphemism)

karma is so delicious!

chewed through his restraints