tmw there’s a thin layer of ice on your car

first thing that’s happened on new years is that someone had their phone eaten and the shat out by a couch.

[RL] I’m about to start off the new year..... with a leak in my bathroom roof.

[work/rant] I am apparently a bad person that deserves to be reported.

[rl/family]
sister: talks about her going on a trip to florida tomorrow to see frands
me: have fun! don’t do anything too crazy!
sis: one of my friends has a Filipino mom, so we won’t.
me:

I’d say I need to stop trying to take on so much at once, but I never listen to myself anyway 8| /proceeds to buy stuff to bake food for crimmas

ATTN: ANY AND ALL SIREN PEEPS, My FC is having a Christmas Starlight Party tomorrow night @ 9PMEST/8PMCST/6PMPST.

[rl/cats] good morning everyone. my cat just picked up my glasses in her teeth and dropped them in my hand because she wants me to get out of bed and feed her.

[RL] I went and bought that huge ferrero rocher thing I saw at the grocery store since it was on sale.

[RL] WENDY’S HAS CHICKEN TENDERS NOW?