I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, "Make me a zombie." He said "God beat me to it."

After making love to this girl she started crying, I said "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning", "No I hate myself now."

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

you said it with your eyes....

What in the world is a Social Network?

It's Friday and I am out and about. So far I ran into some good friends.

In O-town with my bro. Nice day today!

It was really good to see a lot of good friends and good people last night at Sunny's party! I had a blast.

The good old groundhog says 6 more weeks of Winter.