I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

I look good!

Hump Hump Hump Day

Hide ya kids!

It's Friday, act like it!

The word for today is "tired"

Aldo's cookout. pi.pe/-5xsul5

Bia' Bia'!