should probably stop declaring technical answers/solutions that make her happy to be "sexy."

MySQL weirdness. Query returns empty set the first time, then correct data the second time it's run in a session.

Dear MySQL, your lack of a native median function makes me crazy.

torture is having a seven letter scrabble word and no place to play it. #wordsmith

awesome. replacement debit card received and the verification system is unavailable. #firstworldproblems

Google Docs will happily let you share with clearly invalid email addresses. Annoying.

really needs a right click menu option in Outlook to close all windows but the main one. #firstworldproblems

why, yes, I did ride my motorcycle today! #vitaminwhee

Really angry about having my wallet and camera stolen.

dear windows update, please finish so i can go home.