Fineza had a great session with the chiropractor. now out riding my steel steed.

Nashville has a hockey team?

just played "orgeat" in #wordsmith - now I want a mai tai.

I know Starbucks wants you to feel comfortable, but please leave your bare feet off the fireplace mantle.

OH: Brian Wilson is the Terry Gilliam of the Beach Boys

g1: I'm just going to wait for MY Mr. Perfect. g2: I'll give you a vibrator!

appears to have her phone no back. thanks, vzwsupport, for making me realize I didn't want to spend $250 to upgrade to Thunderbolt early.

Awesome. Verizon switched MY phone number over to my ex's new provider. And the porting office is closed for the night. #vzwsupport

committed some extreme SQL abuse today. nested derived tables and unions, oh my!

The first two episodes of Jim and Rocky's Barback Pro-Am are on Small Screen Network! ping.fm/xxEm0