on the way to Pour on the Plaza #gauchobellevuepour

Things I'm supposed to like but don't: Bon Iver. #whatsupwiththefalsetto

Anybody know of a simple way to automate retrieving sales reports from ITunes Connect? #whyistherenoapi

longest day of the year…and it's sunny? #priceless

Dear Ruby, it's nice your documentation tells me a method is gone. It would be USEFUL if you told me what to do about it.

over-engineered application is over-engineered.

Just spent two work days isolateing issue that would have been found in 2 minutes if previous dev had called error logging code he wrote.

oh, Spring MVC, I forgot how hard I find it to get anything done with you.

a very smart project manager just gave me a bottle of Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban to inspire me to keep at it. #theyknowmewell

Who's still in legacy app hell? This girl. #hatedcom #hateactivex