im 1 plurk year old i can officially drive

idk how ive stayed at 90 karma for so long ive been doing soo bad at plurking regularly anymore

sent someone a song and all they had to say was "interesting" im gonna kms

i will blow up i fear

immediate craving for flavored safe to swallow childrens toothpaste

you can put anything in a sandwich and nobody can stop you

The Fucked Up Wizard: I Cast The Fucked Up Spell

the money started chatting

im crazying