also, i just learned that "douche bag" is in fact two words.

sitting in a meeting and a guy just got a call on his cell. his ringtone is "I kissed a girl". what a complete and udder douche bag...

excited to pick my son up and head to footballpractice!

i ACTUALLY just ruined mashed potatoes! i didn't realize it was possible. multitasking FAIL!

a few miles from my house there is a maize maze right now. i wanna go eat my way through it...

i wanna ride an elephant

voted for McCain/Palin in randomnicole's mini election

taking a look at a buddies laptop for him. he's gotten a trojan horse on his machine. so, i login and see an icon titled 'Free Porn'

My new fav iPhone app!

having a good monday thus far. how about u?