My sis-in-law got me one of those light boards you put letters on. I write "IT S CHRISTMAS BITCH!" and my stepdad gets me the AA batteries, and we turn it on. 5 min later, the batteries start to fizz and leak, so I changed the text to:
Any of my Shield mutuals already have access to Galarian ponytas already? I'll give you Sword exclusives or my gratitude. Gender doesn't matter that much but the higher the level the better