Them:"Sir, what is the expiry date on your card" Me:"Well as I've already said, I never received my card, so I can't know that now can I?"

Goodbye Stella... you were a good hammy....

Adamsian - describing the act of making information available in a way that requires the intended audience to know where to look...

Can I get a witness?!

Let's get down to bidness/I don't got no time to play aroun what is dis?/ Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down on these clowns

I just realized I left my Zune on yesterday... and it's still playing... let's see how far we get....

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE!!!! - www.snopes.com

Oh... before I forget... "What did the dog do now?"

...wait... ...you just created a hierarchy amonst a group of IT alpha males, and the fact that they compete surprises you?!?!?

...people suck...