"If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution." -Emma Goldman (oft-repeated but awesome misquote) ping.fm/EYItp

Sometimes I'm jealous of theists and their celebrations, like Carnival. especially http://ping.fm/2BQDo#photo26

The Festival of Colors always looks like more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Wanna go! ping.fm/GaAy5

So far, my day has been full of boogie-woogie and blues, and a modicum of booze. How's yours going?

America: Founded by Drunkards. ping.fm/lhChS [I detect a subtle theme to my posts this morning.]

Why I Drink, and Why Motherfuckers Need to Quit Telling Me to Stop: ping.fm/6ouZL [Solid anti- prohibitionist screed.]

Clearly, I have some catching up to do. ping.fm/BYags

Ad as CAPTCHA? How am I just discovering this concept now?!? Somebody earned their paycheck that day! ping.fm/gif7y

Who is The Ukulady, you ask? The Ukulady is AWESOME, that's who she is! ping.fm/PSV0A theukulady

Dear Cow-orkers, the first one of you to use "oft-wackadoo" in a meeting today, in context, wins $1!