"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef." #MomJokes

"What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam." #MomJokes

"How do crazy people travel through the forest? They take the psychopath." #MomJokes

Morning is so much more enjoyable when it happens at almost noon.

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Today's #NonSequitur: Carl Sagan ping.fm/YdgLg

Today's #NonSequitur: via Il Lupo

After several days in Arizona, I am stunned by how green L.A. is. Even our tiny lawn looks like paradise.

At a hot dog stand. There's a Buddhist monk here. I wonder what he ordered.

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