I bought Sharon's Xmas present. An Advent 4212. Let her have it early so what can Google Chat whilst I'm gigging this month. She

OK. Pity party at my house. I'm going to bed to concentrate on being poorly like I shud've been all day & I'm not coming out til I'm better.

15 minutes left until the end of the gig. Then I can pack up, go home and be properly poorly in bed.

Why do some women wear low cut or revealing tops or dresses and then spend the whole evening with their coat on cus they're embarrased?

Had enuf now. Flu & DJing to a room full of very drunk people don't mix. They seem to be enjoying it tho which is the main thing.

Looking to buy my wife a cheap, small laptop / netbook for websurfing and some apps. Can anyone make any recommendations as I have no clue.

#F1 Honda to quit Formula 1 before the next season. Shame. is.gd/ag5V

RT from Paul: Been stopped speeding on the motorway? Before 16 June the case may not stand up in court: ping.fm/uS0CM

Did something useful with my poorly time today and switched Gas & Electricity provider to one that USwitch ses will save us money.

Can't sleep and cold/flu seems to be getting worse not better. Hope I'm better tomorrow I can't afford another day of work. Too much to do.