I'd love to have understanding of Sociology to apply to the posturing & interaction on a dancefloor. I'm sure half of its primal & tribal.

Last Xmas disco of the year. Thank god. 3 hours left and that's it over for another 11 months.

Tonight's Xmas party is full of what Mills & Boon might describe as "heaving bossoms". More so than normal.

It would appear that I have completely failed to convince anyone I know IRL of the benefits of Twitter. twitter.com/theaardvark

OMG! I think I've just lost the ability to DJ. Just screwed up 3 tracks in a row.

As I watch the dancefloor, there's often that awkward moment when I make eye contact with a woman who thinks I'm eye-ing her up.

Karma has peaked at 64.75 and now stopped its continuous ascent of the last few months.

Well, there's a first. A woman so drunk she couldn't sit up suddenly stood up and threw a chair into a party of people sat close to her.

Steam Punk Cybermen! See, there is a reason for Xmas. It brings us stuff like this.

The gays are taking over The Royal Variety Performance this year. Go Gays! Graham Norton in drag looks like one of my mates when he DJs.