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theaardvark
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Burntwood, Great Britain (UK)
VAT Guru & Saviour, Superstar DJ & Father of the year 2003. Part hero, part grumpy old man.
twitter.com/theaardvark
www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
Tough choice. Another Family Guy or lie down and go to sleep?
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
How come, when Twirls are just dairy milk in a different shape they taste so different.
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
Don't even ask about the mangy mutt with only one testicle or the badger with wheels instead of legs. They're
kincowbag
's fault (twitter)
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
Planning a Burn's nights supper for my Birthday on 24th. Especially for all those friends who've never had a haggis dinner before.
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
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Still traumatised by the offer of "some Gary Glitter loving" from the party on Saturday night.
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
Slept for 15 hours straight. From 11pm through to 2pm. Feel sooooo much better for it although today is a wasted day.
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
Recovering from the party of the year. Lots of drink and very little sleep was had. I think good fun was had by all.
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
Warming up for toight's party of the year by recovering from last night's little drink with friends. Hangover is just about clearing.
theaardvark
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16 years ago
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Carry on Screaming. A Carry On film I've never seen before. On the telly. Not encouraging me to get out of bed.
theaardvark
says
16 years ago
1
Got woken up an hour ago with a bacon sandwich in bed. Still haven't got up. Sat with laptop in bed watching TV. Yey! for days off work.
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